Fat Bastard Feminized Cannabis Seeds

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Fat Bastard is an evenly balanced hybrid with over 25% THC, created from Goldmember and Monkey Spunk genetics. Known for its euphoric and relaxing effects, Fat Bastard is an easy-to-grow strain with a fruity, sour, skunky, and sweet flavor profile. An ideal strain choice for relieving anxiety, pain, and migraines.

  • THC Very High - Over 25%
  • Massive Yield - Up to 600gsm
  • 50/50: 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
  • Flowering Time - 8-10 Weeks
  • Perfectly balanced strain offering a dynamic mix of Indica and Sativa traits
  • An adaptable and resilient plant that grows tall and produces solid yields
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THC %Over 25%
Flowering Time8-10 Weeks
Outdoor harvestOctober
HeightMedium: 100cm-180cm
CBD Content<1%
ClimateTemperate, Warm
Medical ConditionsAnxiety, Migraine, Pain
Seed TypeFeminized
GeneticsGoldmember x Monkey Spunk
EffectsEuphoric, Relaxing


Fat Bastard Strain Information

Fat Bastard is a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid cross of Goldmember and Monkey Spunk. With THC levels of over 25%, this strain is known for its potent euphoric and relaxing highs. Harvests can reach up to 600 grams per square meter, making for one of our highest yielding options, but despite its size, Fat Bastard is relatively easy to grow, providing you have the space.

How To Grow Fat Bastard Seeds

Growing to a height of around 180 cm Fat Bastard is still manageable when grown indoors. During the veg stage it is best to top this strain and then use a ScrOG net to improve light absorption and help maintain its size. It grows best in Mediterranean climates, so keep your grow room nice and warm but be sure to use an extractor and fans to avoid moisture settling on its dense foliage. Once you flip to 12/12, Fat Bastard will flower in 8-10 weeks, producing large, colorful buds with a fruity, skunky aroma. You can expect solid yields of 500-600 grams per square meter.

Is Fat Bastard Strain Indica or Sativa?

Fat Bastard is a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid making it adaptable and resilient when growing and giving you a nice mix of Indica and Sativa effects.

Are Fat Bastard Seeds Suitable For Beginners?

Fat Bastard strain is ideal for growers of all experience levels, however, indoors just be sure to use some LST training to take full advantage of the potential yield.

What Are The Effects Of Fat Bastard Weed?

With THC levels topping 25% you will experience a fast-acting, euphoric and relaxing high that uplifts your mood while soothing your body. The blend of Indica/Sativa effects delivers a perfect mix of mental clarity and physical relaxation, but without feeling couchlocked.

Medical Uses

Fat Bastard is reported to help with anxiety, chronic pain, and migraines.

How Strong Is Fat Bastard Weed?

Fat Bastard is very potent with over 25% THC and less than 1% CBD creating a high that is fast-acting and long-lasting.

Does Fat Bastard Weed Make You Sleepy?

Fat Bastard can make you feel relaxed and at ease but is not typically sedative. Its Sativa side balances the effects out nicely and stops you from feeling the typical couchlocked effect you get with some Indicas.

Fat Bastard Taste And Smell

With a combination of Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene, Fat Bastard gives you flavors of fruity, sour, skunk, and sweetness with a slightly skunky aroma.

Buy Fat Bastard Seeds

Fat Bastard is a top choice for growers due to its high THC content of over 25% and impressive yields of 500-600 grams per square meter. You will enjoy its euphoric and relaxing high along with a unique flavor profile of fruity, sour, skunk, and sweet notes.