Coming in hot out of the breeding room tables of Northern Cali, Grease Monkey is a must-have cultivar for all growers, no matter their level of experience, preferred cultivation method, or the climatic conditions of their grow space. First released by Exotic Genetix, this hybrid is a cross between two of the very best strains of the past decade, resulting in a punchy and highly potent Indica-dominant experience that has the weed world wanting more.

But what is it exactly that makes this strain so ridiculously popular? Is it the genetics alone, the years of hard work by the breeding staff, or is there something else at play here?

In this strain review, we'll dive deep into the world of Grease Monkey and uncover just what makes it such a coveted cultivar among cannabis enthusiasts.

Grease Monkey strain info, history and genetics

Grease Monkey is the offspring of two high-quality strains that every single self-respecting stoner should know better than the route to their local dispensary - Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream. The combination of these two powerhouse genetics has resulted in a strain that packs a punch in both flavor and effects.

Gorilla Glue #4, often referred to as GG4, is a legendary strain that has won numerous awards and gained a cult-like following among cannabis connoisseurs. It is credited as being the first strain to top 30% THC content, making it still one of the strongest strains on the market today. Its high levels of THC, coupled with its pungent diesel-like aroma and heavy-hitting effects, have made it a go-to for those seeking a strong and long-lasting high.

Cookies & Cream, on the other hand, brings some sweetness and a smoother smoke to the mix. This strain is a cross between Starfighter and Girl Scout Cookies, two equally popular and highly potent strains in their own right. Cookies & Cream is known for its creamy and vanilla-like flavor profile, as well as its euphoric yet relaxing effects.

When combined, these two strains create a hybrid that is equal parts powerful, flavorful, and versatile - the Grease Monkey. A crowd pleaser in every aspect.

THC %Over 25%
Flowering Time8-10 Weeks
Outdoor harvestMid October
Indica/SativaIndica Dominant
HeightMedium: 100cm-180cm
CBD Content<1%
ClimateTemperate, Warm, Mediterranean
Medical ConditionsAnxiety, Arthritis, Depression, Stress
Seed TypeFeminized
GeneticsGorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream
EffectsCalming, Relaxing, Uplifting
TasteDiesel, Earthy, Sweet
TerpeneCaryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Is Grease Monkey indica or sativa?

On paper, Grease Monkey sits at around 75/25% Indica to Sativa. But, as the new school world of genetics and strain breeding has evolved, such labels have become at least somewhat ambiguous.

The truth is, Grease Monkey offers a high that's tough to pigeonhole into either the Sativa or Indica category. It's a hybrid that draws on the best of both worlds, providing users with both heavy relaxation usually followed by a sense of mental clarity that is rare in a traditional Indica experience. This unique blend of effects is perhaps what has made Grease Monkey such a hit among true cannabis enthusiasts, as it breaks the mold to a certain extent, and offers something that feels fresh and new.

How strong is Grease Monkey strain?

With all that said, Grease Monkey is not the type of strain that should be taken lightly. The vast majority of phenos we grew topped the 27% THC mark (these were all grown indoors, and with the helping hand of hydroponics), with a select few even breaking the 30% barrier!

Nothing short of heavy hitting, to be sure. The thick, almost diamond like encrusted trichome layer offers growers looking to extract concentrates very high return on their investment - Grease Monkey is just one of those strains that seems to be jam-packed with resin, which oozes out with ease.

But, despite its potency, Grease Monkey is not known for causing any overwhelming or uncomfortable effects. The high is well-rounded and smooth, making it suitable for both recreational users and medicinal patients alike.

What does Grease Monkey weed taste and smell like?

As we mentioned above, the two parent strains of Grease Monkey really couldn't be much different from one another in terms of flavor and aroma. This diversity is what makes the Grease Monkey so unique.

On one hand, you have the pungent and fuel-like scent of Gorilla Glue #4, while on the other hand, you have the sweet and creamy aroma of Cookies & Cream. When these two combine, they create a flavor profile that is complex and multidimensional.

Again, this is all somewhat phenotype dependent. Some plants will lean more towards their Gorilla Glue heritage, while others will exhibit stronger Cookies & Cream traits. However, almost all phenotypes will offer some degree of both flavors and aromas.

Is Grease Monkey good for anxiety?

Anxiety is such a subjective topic, and everyone reacts differently to different strains. With that said, many Grease Monkey users have reported feeling an initial rush of euphoria followed by a calm and mellow high that can help alleviate anxiety and stress.

Recent research has shown that high potency THC is not always the best option for people dealing with anxiety disorders, although it certainly has its place. Clinical studies are pointing towards lower THC mixed with higher CBD to be the best option for dealing with anxiety.

What else is Grease Monkey good for?

While maybe not the best strain option anxiety, Grease Monkey does show promise in reducing chronic pain, easing muscle stiffness, and aiding in a better night's sleep.

But perhaps the most notable benefit of Grease Monkey is its ability to induce a strong case of the munchies. This makes it not only a great option for those dealing with appetite loss or nausea as a result of a medical condition, but also for anyone just looking for a tasty and sedating strain to enjoy after a long day.

Is Grease Monkey a good marijuana strain for beginners?

Grease Monkey is an easy to grow strain, making it a popular choice for beginners looking to try their hand at cultivating cannabis. It has a relatively short flowering time of around 9 to 10 weeks and is known for being resilient to common pests and diseases.

How to grow your own Grease Monkey plant

This cultivar is regarded as a relatively easy strain to grow, making it a great choice for all growers. It can be grown both indoors and outdoors, with outdoor yields reaching up to 500-600 grams per square meter and indoor yields averaging around 400-500 grams per square meter.

Grease Monkey plants do well in both warm and cool climates, but they seem to really flourish in temperatures between 65-80 degrees Fahrenheit. Keep the humidity levels around 50% and don't forget to regularly prune and trim your plant for optimal growth.

If you have been looking for a strain to try experimenting with some high stress training techniques, such as topping, Mainlining, Super Cropping, or whatever your heart desires, then Grease Monkey is the perfect strain to start with. The robust and resilient nature of this plant means that you don't have to worry too much about causing any damage during training, because they should have no trouble bouncing right back even in worst case scenarios.

We also found that feeding a little heavier than usual during the vegetative stage will really help boost yields and overall plant health. We also found that topping these plants up with a little extra PK and organic acids during flowering really helped to stimulate the flower production and seemed to boost trichome production.

The Grease Monkey experience

It's clear to see why Grease Monkey has become such a popular strain among cannabis enthusiasts. The unique blend of effects, high potency, and complex flavor profile make it a stand-out strain in today's market.

So, whether you're looking for relief from chronic pain, low appetite and nausea, muscle stiffness, or just wanting to relax and unwind after a long day, Grease Monkey should be number one on your hit list!